It smells like a decomposing grapefruit.Dani – Episode 5
We took one for the team and tried EVERY SINGLE SELTZER I could find in Cecil County, Maryland. Yes, this was very expensive, and I have SO MANY left over. You’re welcome.
18 seltzers later, we finally crowned a winner. But you’ll have to listen to find out who came out on top!
Important Time Stamps:
34:00ish: Winner announced
37:00ish: Official Ratings of all Seltzers
41:15: Top 3 seltzers announced
Seltzers in the running:
Jack Daniel’s Whiskey & Seltzer
Truly Extra Black Raspberry
Barefoot Hard Seltzer Pineapple
Wild Basin Yumberry
Sauza Agua Fuerte Mango
Natural Light Seltzer Aloha Beaches
Funky Buddha Mango Guava
High Noon Vodka & Soda Pineapple
Corona Seltzer Mango
White Claw Mango
Truly Lemonade Mango
Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer Mango Apricot
Bang Mixx Frose Rose
Bon Viv Mango
Budlight Seltzer Lemonade
Smirnoff Red, White and Berry Seltzer
Truly Tropical Punch
We also rated our own personal creation “the graveyard”.
We even went LIVE!
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